Monday, November 3, 2008

What a weekend!

Well, the Jets finally won one in the Green pants. And a big one at that. This plus they beat the team who have one of, if not the worst Uniform in the league. That panel outline on the shoulders just reminds me of a ten year old kid wearing a sheet as a pretend superman cape. The helmet is horribly overstriped and they've been sporting a patch associated with a country guilty of harboring a semi french city. Not good.

While I am a fan of the colored or bordered jersey gusset, the Bills side panel is too loud and doesn't match up with the pants stripe in the least. Gotta throw the fashion flag here for flagrant fashion foul.

They also sport a collar that is not only as obnoxiously loud as the gusset, it sticks up in the back like a freakin' polo shirt on a yuppie who thinks wearing his collar up makes him a rebel. Does it get any worse? I've seen this model on a few other teams and it makes me fear for the world my children inherit.


Anyway the big news around here is the Fashion Commissioner himself issuing his counterpoint take on the league wide Fashion Power Rankings. Go to http://www.footballfashionfanatics.com/ click on the associated headline for a full dose of the pointless pontificating you just can't find anywhere else. (unless you include the 8 billion other bloggers doing non-football fashion specific nonsense)

P.S. Big thanks to P squared and Colin the Brit and Danny Rock for helping us get FFF command central back up and running.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

LOVED, LOVED last week's column about helmut drunk. i almost have the visual of ken standing there in helmet with football in hand cheering on & encouraging his pillows to make another completion so that his rating will not suffer.
only comment about website is you need to add more photos!
but keep the laughs coming.
you gotta love those ny football giants and their blue jerseys. no room for red jerseys or white jerseys with red lettering. last i checked this was big blue not big red. here's a shout out to all you football fashion fans. enjoy the season!--robin j